Why I Would Like Santa to Visit Me

I would love it if Santa could visit me and I could have a chat with the Jolly Man.

Why? Well for one thing I have a lot of questions for him. It would be like a Barbra Walters Special. An exclusive interview where we would dig deep into this round man in a red suits past.

Here are some of the questions I would ask him.

  1. Santa.. What year where you born and where?
  2. Do you always wear the red suit and hat all year?
  3. Why red?
  4. What made you want to give all the worlds children’s presents in one night? Why not just give money to charity?
  5. Have you ever wanted to skip a Christmas and take a break?
  6. Where do you get all the money from to make all those presents? Do you have any bulk deals with manufacturers?
  7. If the elf’s make your presents then how do they know how to make the latest and greatest gadgets?
  8. Have you ever out sources some of your gift making to other countries?
  9. Do your elf workers get paid and have benefits?
  10. How many more years do you think you’ll continue giving out presents? Do you have an appetence?

What would you ask Santa?

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