I would love it if Santa could visit me and I could have a chat with the Jolly Man.
Why? Well for one thing I have a lot of questions for him. It would be like a Barbra Walters Special. An exclusive interview where we would dig deep into this round man in a red suits past.
Here are some of the questions I would ask him.
- Santa.. What year where you born and where?
- Do you always wear the red suit and hat all year?
- Why red?
- What made you want to give all the worlds children’s presents in one night? Why not just give money to charity?
- Have you ever wanted to skip a Christmas and take a break?
- Where do you get all the money from to make all those presents? Do you have any bulk deals with manufacturers?
- If the elf’s make your presents then how do they know how to make the latest and greatest gadgets?
- Have you ever out sources some of your gift making to other countries?
- Do your elf workers get paid and have benefits?
- How many more years do you think you’ll continue giving out presents? Do you have an appetence?
What would you ask Santa?
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