Though the grace of God (and niceness of my mom (I <3 YOU MOM!)) I now have a LCD HDTV. Whoohoo!

On Sunday I went over my moms house for a nice early birthday dinner. She had made all my favorite foods, Spanish Steak, Yellow Rice, Beans, Brownies, and Chocolate Chip Cookies. It was super yummy!

Then after she had two presents for one. One was in a small bag which ended up being some very nice cologne (BTW I have a VERY dulled sense of smell so I couldn’t smell it). Then there was a 1x1x1 foot box. They (my mom and her bf Alex) told me I could either open what was in the box OR pick what was in the spare guest room.

I didn’t know what to do. What would happen if I picked the wrong one.. I would be devastated for the rest of my life always beating myself up for not picking the other one leading me to a life of crime, drugs, and prostitution, and eventually dying in a drug raid in a shoot out with the FBI. This was a big decision which could affect the rest of my life. I had to choose well.

So I choose the box.

Inside the box was a remote control. I said “You guy got me a universal remote?” The all started to laugh my heart plumped knowing I had made the wrong choice and new the the rest of my life would be spent in the company of depression.

Then Alex took me and told me to close my eyes. I asked “What’s going on?” He said “Let see what we got for you in the room..” I thought I was going to pee in my pants.

He took me to the room and I opened my eyes only to see the essence of God himself a 32-inch VIZIO LCD HDTV.

I’m glad I peed before I opened the presents.

My reaction “Holy F*#&ing Shit!”. Then I shut my month quickly before I my mom would slap me for cursing.

So that’s my story.

I love it.. it’s perfect.. and I WILL make great uses of it.